Pretty Slightly Disturbing Betty
You know, while in theory dying your crotch hairs sounds like a barrel of laughs, I have a few problems with this. First off, it is hard enough shaving, waxing, and shaping that area do we seriously now have to slap some dye on it and make sure it comes out even? COME ON! Why did you do this to me Betty? WHY? You know of course I am gonna use this product, seriously…..
And though I see those few drawbacks, there are a few things about this idea I love. First of all, now when I dye my hair pink, when someone sees my naughty bits they will think I am a natural pink. Secondly, I honestly need something else to do on a Saturday night besides oh, I don’t know, having a life?
Okay I love the idea of this product kind of a lot. But to tell you the truth it scares me a little that soon I will no longer remember what my natural hair color is on my landing strip….just like it is anybody’s guess as to what it is on my head! Thanks A LOT Betty Beauty (now where the hell is my credit card?)
